ihopebarackobama: I hope that when in a hurry, Barack Obama never runs into pokemon in the long grass.
ihopebarackobama: I hope Barack Obama already knows who Ted Mosby’s wife is.
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ihopebarackobama: I hope Barack Obama is able to destroy all of Rick Santorum’s horcruxes before he gets elected.
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS
Cosmo sex tip #301:
Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.
Beach Boys walk into a bar:
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I pressed the A button one too many times, and now the Pokemon center wants to...– First World Problems (via epic4chan)